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nekokitwolf:

incurablenecromantic:

eccentricmisseclectic:

autisticdorumon:

Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year

And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”

Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.

that would be pretty cute.

I need dis.

(via fatthefuckup-deactivated2016110)

Tumblr was already burning me out, but I had a totally unacceptable event happen involving me today, and I need to step away.

Ttyl tumblr.

I am so offended, I don’t even know how to respond…

kaelahbee:

shakethecobwebs:

fat girls are being told that our bodies are killing us 

fat girls are being told that our lives aren’t worth living in these bodies anyway

fat girls are having entire clothing lines taken from us so that a store can introduce a ~*new~* boring as fuck clothing line an entire year later

fat girls are going into these stores and realizing that those clothes can fit on a total of 3 racks and are sandwiched between straight-sized clearance and maternity clothes

fat girls are getting message after text after phone call from people who wanna fuck us until they’re blue in the face

fat girls are getting message after text after phone call (if we’re lucky) after sex and being told that ~*woops sorry, went out with a skinny girl once so i can’t talk to you anymore~*

fat girls are being told that we shouldn’t be allowed in stores and clubs and bars and on planes

fat girls are being told that if we’re raped we should be grateful because no one is trying to fuck us anyway

fat girls are being told that we ~*so inspiring~* for being ~*brave enough~* to dare leave our houses looking as hopelessly disgusting as we do

fat girls are having obituaries written about us that describe us as fat and ugly but otherwise fairly accomplished

but you need me to clarify for you whether or not you are fat? 

If you were fat, you would fucking know it, because the world would never let you fucking forget it. 

STRAIGHT REALNESS.

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dynastylnoire:

melanincollective:

I wish I could say I achieved VIB status at Sephora by building the most perfect makeup collectionone could ever ask for, but alas—as a mixed-race, medium-toned Latinx, a lot of time and moneywas spent on buying lipstick that I’d only ever seen swatched on white women. Needless to say, theyeither washed me out or made me look like a fool, and that’s when I knew it was time to find some quality makeup brands aimed at people of color. So if you’re reading this, today is your lucky day, because I’m passing along some of my favorites so that you can save yourself from the heartbreak that is spending $22 on the wrong shade of Urban Decay.

1. Iman Cosmetics

Founded by none other than international model Iman, Iman Cosmetics is probably the most well-known makeup line intended for women of color. They have a really thorough way of f​inding the perfect makeup for your skin tone, ​and you can find their line in drugstores at affordable prices.

2. Sleek Makeup

All of the makeup runs $15 and under—including their best-selling eyeshadow palettes. You’re welcome.

3. COVERGIRL Queen Collection

Speaking of affordable, COVERGIRL has a line specifically aimed at women with darker skin. You can mostly find it in Target, d​rugstore.com,​ and some Walmarts.

4. Black Opal Makeup

One of my personal favorites, Black Opal was created by people of color for people of color. Not only is the line affordable, but they have a “Find Your Shade” section similar to Iman Cosmetics’, as well as shaving products for men. It looks like they’re developing an affordable haircare line aimed at—you guessed it!—the haircare needs of people of color. As if all of this wasn’t cool enough, Black Opal also a​wards scholarships to young women.

​5. Sacha Cosmetics

Sacha carries some of the most extensive beauty products I’ve seen, and the prices range from below $10 to $50 depending on what you’re looking for. Their skincare products are also known for being long-lasting and weather-resistant, and their lipsticks have intense color payoff.

6. ColorPop

Although Colourpop isn’t exclusively aimed at people of color, I thought I’d include it because it’s one of my absolute favorite makeup brands. Not only are all of the lipsticks sold alongside matching lip liners, but most of them are swatched on both light and dark skin, and their color payoff is strong and long-lasting. There’s also about a million different shades of lipstick and eyeshadow you can try. The best part? Everything is cruelty-free and only $5.​

7. black|Up cosmetics

On the higher end side of makeup, black|Up cosmetics was created specifically with Black and mixed women in mind. With over 18 shades of foundation, ultra-pigmented eyeshadows, and 30 shades of matte and glossy lipsticks, I can see why their prices rival Sephora’s.

8. Fashion Fair

Fashion Fair is another line with a wide range of beauty and skincare products for a variety of skin tones, although it was created with the needs of Black women in mind. Two of my favorite products are the o​ily​ and d​ry skin ​travel kits, perfect for when traveling on airplanes takes a toll on your skin. Their prices are also comparable to most of the brands sold at Sephora.

9. Aida Cosmetics

Cruelty-free, all-natural, hypo-allergenic, and non-comedogenic (meaning your skin won’t break out). They don’t have a lot of products listed on their site, but the ones they do have are magic.

10. Hue Noir

I love the inspiration behind Hue Noir—the CEO, Paula Hayes, is a Black woman who worked as a product development chemist and loved makeup. After having difficulty finding makeup for darker skin tones, she established Hue Noir, a higher end makeup line that is also organic and biodegradable. You can save the environment and look hot af while doing so. Again, you’re welcome.

- Larissa Pienkowski

COLOR POP THOUGH

(via gothiccharmschool)